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carrot top comedian :: Article Creator Hungry Raiders Fan Enjoys Gnawing On Prop Leg During Victory Over Cleveland This past week saw the final professional sporting event played at the Oakland Coliseum and even though it was the Athletics that were involved, it was a fine time for people to remember that Oakland Raiders fans also really got after it to an extraordinary degree in that building. No group has better utilized costumes and props. So it's kind of heartwarming to see that such a tradition lives on with the franchise playing in Las Vegas now. CBS cameras brought an incredible, albeit brief clip of a Raiders fan chomping on a fake severed leg done up in Cleveland Browns colors during the Raiders' victory on Sunday. The kind of crowd cutaway a producer or director could only dream of manifesting. What a great bit. Prop comedy gets a bad rap even though Carrot Top is objectively funny. And this guy right here had so many affec...

math pun :: Article Creator Purrfect Cat Puns For All Your Feline Needs Ah, cats: the furry, enigmatic creatures that have captivated humans for centuries with their grace, independence, and pawdorable antics. While they may seem aloof at times, cats have a way of slithering into our hearts and homes, leaving us smitten with their charm. In honor of these feline friends, let's dive into the world of cat puns, pawsome wordplay that celebrates all things cat. Tail-ing a Tail of Puns Cat puns are like catnip for language lovers, providing a purrfect blend of feline charm and clever wit. Here's a handful to get you started: What do you call a cat with no tail? Incomplete! What do you call a cat that's always in trouble? A purr-petrator! What do you call a cat that's really good at math? A meow-thematician! What do you call a cat that's always on the go? A purr-petual motion machine! What do you call a cat that's al...

funny short stories with a moral lesson :: Article Creator Be A Beginner: Long Story Short By Jan Risher I grew up in a small, rural town in Mississippi that didn't offer a lot of fancy lessons or organizations for kids.  In elementary school, I took dancing for two years. I was never very good, but I took it and can still shuffle ball chain with the best of them.  I took piano for eight years when I was growing up, practicing almost every single day from the time I was 8 until I was 16. Though I don't have a piano in my home anymore, I can still sit down and sight read most songs. All those years of playing the piano and having music in my bones almost daily changed who I would have been otherwise. In Brownies and Girl Scouts, we learned how to do something different almost every week — decoupage, woodburning, sit-upons and more. Adult volunteers, mothers of friends, gathered the materials and guided us through the processes. ...

trevor noah back to abnormal :: Article Creator No, Amanza Smith Has Not Heard From Trevor Noah, But She's Happy Being Single (Exclusive) Although Amanza Smith hasn't from her "future husband," comedian and former Daily Show host Trevor Noah, she's okay with being single — for now. On season 8 of Selling Sunset, which dropped on Netflix Sept. 6, Smith, 47, confirmed that she wasn't currently dating anyone — despite sparking romance rumors with a mystery man on Instagram last summer — and didn't shy away from putting her dating aspirations out into the universe.  In fact, she thought English reality TV star Joey Essex, 34, and his boxing buddy, Conor Benn, were cute during their cameo this season. She also shared that she has the hots for Lenny Kravitz, 60, and a major crush on Noah, 40, who was working with the Oppenheim Group to sell his house. Noah was previously in a relationship with Minka Kelly, which e...

hallmark christmas movie parody :: Article Creator Hallmark Christmas Movie Calendar 2024: The Full Schedule Kristoffer Polaha and Lacey Chabert, The Christmas Quest Hallmark It's about to be an explosion of Christmas! Hallmark usually goes all out with its yearly holiday programming, but it's about to be even bigger with a stacked lineup of 47(!) original movies and four new series, including a reality competition that will crown the next "Hallmark hunk." It's easily Hallmark's biggest holiday rollout to date. Beginning Friday, Oct. 18, Hallmark Channel rings in 15 years of its signature programming event, "Countdown to Christmas," with the launch of 31 movies that will take you all the way through Saturday, Dec. 21. Hallmark Mystery's annual "Miracles of Christmas" lineup officially kicks off Thursday, Oct. 24 with nine original movies...