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weird al and prince :: Article Creator Kate Middleton Disproves Major Prince Harry Claim Hear the words "royal bride" and I'm assuming we all immediately conjure the same image: An immaculately well-bred woman with a pedigree that predates the Norman Conquest. (That bloody Frenchie William and his expansionist notions.) A woman who has grown up in some stately pile where the genteelly leaking roof might drip on the occasional Holbein and flatulent ancient labradors stumbling about the place. A woman who can bag a pheasant and an earl's son on the same day without once dropping her drink and a woman totally bereft of anything so dull as professional ambition. Prince William, to his eternal credit, was having none of it. This Monday will mark 13 years since he wed middle-class university graduate Kate Middleton, officially marking her transition from Bucklebury convenience store regular (Haribo sweets were a particular ...

new year jokes :: Article Creator Khloé Kardashian Jokes Her Camel Toe Kamille Has 'Disappeared' For Good Now That She's 'Skinnier' Khloé Kardashian is saying goodbye to Kamille for good! While chatting with her sister, Kylie Jenner, on the May 30 episode of The Kardashians, the Good American founder, 39, joked about how her camel toe has disappeared since losing weight. Khloé joked with her youngest sister that the "micro" heels she was wearing were totally cringe — saying she would only do flats or stripper heels but said a "micro puss" would be "fascinating." "Wouldn't everyone want a smaller puss?" she then asked in her confessional. "I tend to have a larger puss. Like, when I'm fat, it gets fatter. 'Cause when I was fat, I had Kamille. Now that I've been skinner, Kamille disappeared." Khloé previously explained that she gave her camel toe a nam...

electric shocking pen :: Article Creator Electric Shock For Withdrawal? Chesterfield Takes A Chance On A New Device For Addiction At first, Jackie Dameron wasn't so sure about strapping the electric buzzers to her head. "Immediately my mind goes to electroshock therapy," said Dameron, a 29-year-old at the Chesterfield County Jail. "I thought I was going to seize and shake or something." But she put them on. The alternative was to withdraw from years of opioid and Xanax use on her own, the horror of which she knew from experience. The county's jail is the first in the country to debut a new technology said to help addicts through the harrowing pain of withdrawal – a days-long stretch where the body detoxes from a drug or behavior of choice. The device is numbing much of that horror. And, according to the jail's sheriff, is so attractive that people with active warrants are turning themselv...

funny graphic t shirts :: Article Creator The End Of Merch It's Merch Week at GQ. Check out our 41 Most Iconic Pieces From the Golden Age of Merch, and read Why Does Gen Z Love Nirvana Tees, Thrasher Hoodies, and Bass Pro Shops Hats? Recently, I was reorganizing my dresser drawers when I discovered a thick layer of graphic T-shirts buried under my solid white standbys, undisturbed for many months. As I unfolded the creased garments, I found mementos I had bought as far back in 2017 at concerts, restaurants, and from random people on Instagram, all of which I wore for a while then all but forgot about. It was a stockpile from the years when merch occupied a special cultural position, when graphics were the language of style and fashion embraced souvenirs and novelty. I placed my minor collection into a plastic tub for long-term storage. I can't imagine getting rid of any of it. But I also can't really imagine wearing any of it anymore...