106 Dark Humor Jokes with a Morbid Twist

Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave Your Family Howling

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Move over, dad jokes! Classic knock knock jokes are the OG laughter-inducing (we're talking side-splitting, tinkle-in-your-britches hee hee) kind of humor we all grew up with. Sure, knock knock jokes for 5-year-olds are silly as can be, but we're here to declare that hilarious jokes for kids are most often the good, clean fun you need to make you smile at any age.

So bring on all the corny jokes! Share them with your family, coworkers, classmates, or just read through them when you're having a bad day (buy this clever knock knock jokes calendar for a daily dose). After all, laughter brings the best kind of levity to life. To make sure you have plenty of humor in your world and to keep those around you nonstop giggling, we've rounded up 150 funny knock knock jokes for adults, kid knock knock jokes, and even sassy knock knock jokes for teens too.

Looking for more funnies for your family and friends? Check out our list of 150 hilariously funny jokes and mom jokes. And now for these cute knock knock jokes with answers to the burning question "who's there?"

Knock, knock! Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Lion. Lion who? Just lion here on the doorstep waiting for you to let me in!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Good. Howard you?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mint. Mint who? Mint to tell ya I was coming by.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your hat on, it's cold out.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is, there ain't no more.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will these jokes ever end?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Wafer. Wafer who? Been a wafer a while, but now I'm back.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Tuba. Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste. Now brush your teeth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hurley. Hurley who? Hurley bird gets the worm.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Espresso. Espresso who? Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

Knock, knock! Who's there? A wood wok. A wood wok who? A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cornflakes. Cornflakes who? I'll tell you next week, it's a cereal.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get to you.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let me in, it's chilly out!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't give me some candy.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Diane. Diane who? I'm Diane to come in, open the door.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy the look on your face? Ridiculous.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Auto. Auto who? You auto know it's me by now.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you so cute?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I miss you?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry? Harry who? Harry up, I've got places to be!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me, when you're not strong.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your friend!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Heywood. Heywood who? Heywood you go on a date with me?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Doorbell repairman.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—these jokes will never be funny.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open up!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alien. Alien who? Um, how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock! Who's there? Quack. Quack who? Quack open the door, it's me!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything you want!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, and I'm putting it in your mailbox!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play this game!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet that slide…this time.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yoda Lady. Yoda Lady who? Stop yodeling.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska 'nother person if you don't know the answer!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Peas. Peas who? Peas open the door for me!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tibet. Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Train. Train who? Someone needs to train you how to open the door.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ion. Ion who? Ion know what you're doing in there, but let me in!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hippo. Hippo who? Hippo birthday to you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl aboard!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cheese. Cheese who? For cheese a jolly good fellow!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alberts. Alberts who? Do Alberts fly south for the winter?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Chickens. Chickens who? No, no! Chickens cluck, owls hoo.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Van Gogh. Van Gogh who? Van Gogh down the road very fast.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I'll tell you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher it! You can do it!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow… Moo!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nada. Nada who? Nada another knock-knock joke!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Double. Double who? W!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pirate… ARRRRR!!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'…

Knock! Knock! Who's there? A door. A door who? I adore you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oops, I did it again.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub—I'm dwowning!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Abe. Abe who? A, B, C, D….

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe please help me open the door?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas! I'm here!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza pretty nice guy once you get to know him.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you please loan me some money?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore made out of wood?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue heard this joke before?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I'd use the doorbell, but it's broken.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeycomb. Honeycomb who? Honeycomb that hair—it's a mess!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Uruguay. Uruguay who? You go Uruguay, and I'll go mine.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you soon!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln who? Aww come on! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita come in!

Knock! Knock! It's open. Must you ruin everything?

Knock! Knock! Knock. Knock. You're supposed to say who's there? I have a peephole, duh.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help here…the door is stuck.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? You know… You Know Who? OH NO, WHERE? (for the Harry Potter fan)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA!!!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel ringing?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? Aww, why are you crying?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? I am. I am who? You don't know who you are?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you'll find out.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold outside!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? FBI. FB…We're asking the questions here.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let's go out.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Will. Will who? Will you just open the door already?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it's running!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it's kangaroo.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock! Knock! Who's there? You didn't remember me!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?

Results: Which Presenter Made You LOL?

Knock, knock!Who's there?A Newsround presenter.A Newsround presenter who?A Newsround presenter who is trying to tell a joke...

Watch the video above to see some of the Newsround presenters tell their *funniest* jokes. See the results below to find out who you voted the funniest.

Do you think you can do a better job? Why not leave a comment below with your best joke.

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