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Kids love riddles. If you're getting no response to questions like "how was your day?" in the car or at the dinner table, try mixing it up with these brain teasing riddles.
With these good (clean) riddles, you can get your kids talking and thinking: It's a win for everyone.
Why are riddles good for kids?
In addition to making kids laugh (or groan!) and think, riddles are a powerful way to promote a love of reading.
Sure, there's no characters or extended plot, but examining sentence structure, cause-and-effect and word play are all essential elements of reading comprehension.
Car trips, vacations, dinner table discussions, anytime you have to wait in a line: All great opportunities to whip out your list of riddles for kids. And continue the opportunity for learning by having your children read riddles themselves.
Riddles also help children develop their logic, critical thinking and problem-solving skills. Wordplay helps children develop their vocabulary, while numerical riddles can challenge kids in math.
Riddles can be short or long, and often require thinking "outside the box" to solve a question or statement that may have multiple meanings. Check out all sorts of riddles below. Happy guessing!
Animal riddles for kids
There is a rooster sitting on top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll? Roosters don't lay eggs. I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I? A kangaroo. What's a frog's favorite game? Leapfrog. What animal is it the hardest to have a staring contest with? A fish. (They don't blink!) Which animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night. Which animal has no wings, but will fly? A caterpillar. It doesn't have wings at first but will fly when it becomes a butterfly. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Which fish costs the most? A goldfish. Which bird does not belong in this group? Finch, gull, eagle, ostrich or sparrow? The ostrich because it's the only bird that doesn't fly. If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long will it take one cat to catch a mouse? Five minutes. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? None. Roosters don't lay eggs. All of Mrs. Smith's pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have? Two pets: one cat and one dog. How many animals did Moses take on the ark? Zero. Noah took them. How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees? By their bark. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. What type of music do rabbits listen to? Hip hop. My name sounds like something you might use on your hair or eat for dessert. What am I? A moose. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? An elephant's shadow. What is a bird, a fruit and a person? Kiwi. Where do baby chimpanzees sleep? In ape-ri-cots. What two keys cannot open any doors? Monkey and donkey. Who wears shoes while sleeping? A horse. What happens when a sheep studies karate? A lamb chop. More fun for kids and families! Sports riddles for kids
You're running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in? 2nd place. What it it called when a dinosaur makes a soccer goal? A dino-score. Why did the golfer put on a second pair of pants? He hot a hole in one. Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarterback. Which ring is a square? A boxing ring. What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? Catch you later! How do we know that referees are happy? Because they whistle while they work. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball. Food riddles for kids
I make a loud sound when I'm changing, and when I'm finished changing, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I? Popcorn. What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner. What can a whole orange do that a half orange can't do? Look round. How do you make a lemon drop? Just watch it fall. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon. What is Darth Vader's favorite fruit? Empire apples. Why do pumpkins sit on people's porches? Because they don't have hands to knock on the door. How many olives does it take to fill a lake? Olive them. Why was the cranberry in the can? It had to go potty. What do you call a coconut that doesn't have milk inside? A milk dud. What did half an avocado say to the other half? "You complete me." What do you call a pineapple that's just OK? A fine-apple. Why did the woman smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam. Why did the teacher scold the pomegranate? It was always tart-y. Which fruit do twins like best? Pears. Though I have long teeth, every bit of food I grab gets taken from me. What am I? A fork. What do you call a lemon that plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity. What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam. I wear a red coat and have a stone in my throat. What am I? A cherry. You throw away my outside, you cook my inside. Then you eat my outside and you throw away my inside. What am I? Corn. Janelle likes grapes but not potatoes. She likes squash but not lettuce, and she likes peas but not onions. Following the same rule, will she like pumpkins or apples? Pumpkins, because she likes things that grow on vines. Why couldn't the banana yell high? It could only yellow. The butcher is 6 feet tall and wears an extra-large jacket and size 12 shoes. What does he weigh? Meat. What kind of cup doesn't hold water? A cupcake. I am a food with five letters. If you remove the first letter, I am a form of energy. Remove two letters and I'm needed to live. Scramble the last three letters and you can drink me down. What am I? Wheat. I have a head but no body, a heart but no blood. I have leaves but no branches. I grow without wood. What am I? Lettuce. Fun general riddles for kids
What question can you never answer "yes" to? "Are you asleep yet?" I am so simple that I can only point, yet I guide people all over the world. A compass. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs? A deck of cards. What comes down but never goes up? Rain/snow. What is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future. I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for five minutes. What am I? Your breath. What lets you look right through a wall? A window. What has one eye, but can't see? A needle. What has many needles, but doesn't sew? A pine tree. What kind of band never plays music? A rubber band. What runs all around a backyard but never moves? A fence. What tastes better than it smells? Your tongue. What kind of coat is best put on wet? A coat of paint. What can jump higher than a building? Anything that can jump because buildings can't jump. What's the one thing your right hand can hold but your left hand cannot? Your left elbow. What is easier to get into than out of? Trouble. I can run but not walk, and you often follow me around. What am I? Your nose. What has a bottom at its top? Your leg. During which month do people sleep the least? February (because it has the fewest nights). What starts with a "P," ends with an "E" and has thousands of letters? The post office. I go around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I? A stamp. What gets bigger the more you take away? A hole. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The letter "C." I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I? A feather. What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What has a head and tail but no body? A coin. An electric train is heading east at 400mph. How fast will the smoke blow? Electric trains do not produce smoke. What month of the year has 28 days? All months have at least 28 days. I will fill a room, but take up no space. What am I? Light. What four-letter word can be written the same forward and backward, as well as upside down? Noon. What has to be broken before you can eat it? An egg. The more of this there is, the less you can see. What is it? Darkness. Bobby's mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___? Bobby. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Footsteps. You won't see me at all in March, May or January, but catch me once in June and twice in November. What am I? The letter "E." What is so fragile that saying its name will make it break? Silence. What has legs but cannot walk? A stool. Kids can make it, but never hold it or see it. What is it? Noise. What word begins and ends in "E," but only has one letter? Envelope. If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I? A promise. I'm not in Venus or Neptune, but you can find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus. What am I? The letter "R." What has many keys, but cannot unlock a single door? A piano. Everyone has it, but no one can lose it. What is it? A shadow. Where will you find Friday before Thursday? A dictionary. What has holes all over, but still holds water? A sponge. People buy me to eat, but I cannot be eaten. What am I? A plate. What is always answered without being questioned? A doorbell. What is at the end of a rainbow? The letter "W." What game is dangerous for your mental health? Marbles; you don't want to lose them. I have no life, but I can die. What am I? A battery. What English word has three consecutive double letters? Bookkeeper. The alphabet goes from A to Z but I go Z to A. What am I? A zebra. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? A palm tree. My teddy bear is never hungry. Why? He's stuffed. Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock-tor. What is something brown with a head and tail, but no legs? A penny. What kind of room has no walls, door or windows? A mushroom. If you threw a black stone into the Red Sea, what would it become? Wet. Imagine you are in trapped in a closet with a locked door. How will you get out? Stop imagining. What building has the most stories? A library. You walk into a room that has a match, a candle and a fireplace. Which should you light first? The match. What loses a head in the morning, but gets it back at night? A pillow. How do you catch a school of fish? A bookworm. I have a face and arms, but no legs. What am I? A clock. What has a neck, but no head? A bottle. What is used by others, but only belongs to you? Your name. What goes up, but never comes down? Age. What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved. How do shells get around the ocean? A taxi crab. What has 88 teeth, but has never brushed them? A piano. Tricky riddles for kids
I am a word that begins with the letter "i." If you add the letter "a" to me, I become a new word with a different meaning, but that sounds exactly the same. What word am I? Isle (add "a" to make "aisle") The first two letters in this word signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great person, while the entire word signifies a great woman. What is the word? Heroine. The one who makes me cannot use me. The one who buys me will not use me for themselves. The one who actually uses me, doesn't know it. What am I? A coffin. I am a word of six letters. My first three letters refer to an automobile. My last three letters refer to a household animal. My first four letters is a fish. All six letters are likely found in your house. What am I? A carpet. A woman called her horse from the opposite side of a river. The horse crossed the river without getting wet, and without using a boat or bridge. How? The river was frozen. Is it possible for a woman to go 10 days without sleeping? Yes, she will sleep at night. Three men jump into the water, but only two come out with wet hair. Why? The third man was bald. A woman fell from a 30-foot ladder without getting hurt. How? She was standing on the bottom rung. Sally's father has five daughters: Sammy, Stella, Sarah and Sadie. Guess the name of the fifth daughter? Sally. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? The letter "M." After an electric train crashed, every single person died. Who lived? The couples. What is the fastest way to double your money? Place it in front of the mirror. Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly. What would you call a man who does not have all fingers on one hand? A man, because humans have fingers on both hands. Amy threw the ball as hard as she could and it came back to her, without anything or anyone touching it. How? She threw the ball upward into the air. In a single story house, there is a green chair, green bed, green computer, green couch, green flowers, green carpet and green table. What could is the staircase? There is no staircase. It's a single story house. When the water comes down, I go up. What am I? An umbrella. What is white, but smells like blue paint? White paint. If a red house is made with red bricks, and a blue house is made with blue bricks, and an orange house is made with orange bricks, what is a greenhouse made of? Usually glass, so plants can grow more easily. A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible? His horse's name is Friday. My life is measured in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I? A candle. You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why not? They're all married. Math riddles for kids
Emily has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Emily have? Five — each daughter has the same brother. Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How? They are a grandfather, a father and a son. If there are three slices of pizza and you take away two, how many slices do you have? Two. You can always count on me, even when things go wrong. What am I? Your fingers. How do you make the word "one" disappear? Add a "G" in front and it's gone. Which number stays the same no matter what number you multiply it with? 0. Bill, Judy, and Dane attended a baseball game together and bought one ticket each. How many tickets did they buy in total? 3. I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I? A clock. When it is 9 a.M., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.M. What are eight 8s that add up to 1,000? 8 + 8 + 8 + 88 + 888 = 1,000. Kavita has 3 strawberries and 2 oranges in one hand and 2 strawberries and 4 oranges in the other. How many oranges and strawberries did Kavita have? 6 oranges and 5 strawberries. How many times can you subtract 10 from 25? Once. After you subtract 10 from 25 the first time, it becomes 15. When my father was 30 years old, I was 9 years old. Now, I am 40 years old, so what will be his age now? 61. When Rebecca was 8 years old, her little brother, Bob, was half his age. If Rebecca is 20 years old today, how old is Bob? 16. What comes before 11 and after 15? 10 and 16. Rachel goes to the supermarket and buys 10 tomatoes. Unfortunately, on the way back home, all but 9 get ruined. How many tomatoes are left in a good condition? 9. What can you put between 4 and 5 so that the result is more than 4, but less than 5? A decimal. How do you make the number 7 even without adding, subtracting, multiplying or dividing? Take out the "S." When is 1500 plus 20 and 1600 minus 40 the same thing? When it's military time. If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5? 9. What did the rude triangle say to the circle? You're pointless. What did the plant grow in math class? Square roots. What do math books say when they complain to each other? I have so many problems. A family has five sons, and each of them has a sister. How many kids does the family have in total? Six: The five sons have one common sister. I say 6 + 7 = 1. How is this possible? We're talking about time: 6 a.M. Plus seven hours is 1 p.M. An old woman dies at the age of 24. How is that possible? She was born on Leap Day, and only has a birthday on Feb. 29 once every four years. 24 x 4 = 96. 35 Easter Riddles That Will Have You Hunting For Answers
What is Easter? It's a time for chocolate bunnies, colorful eggs and, of course, Easter riddles. Every holiday comes with its own traditions, and many of those traditions make for great riddles and jokes. There are so many Easter games to play and Easter jokes to share, so why not expand on the fun with some riddles?
If you're looking for a great way to enjoy these riddles, write them on small slips of paper and put them inside plastic Easter eggs along with candy. Then when the kids hunt for their eggs, they'll find a joke and a treat. With these Easter riddles, they'll be able to celebrate Easter and exercise their brains and funny bones.
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Funny Easter riddles for kids and adults
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1. How do you send Easter greetings?
Answer: By hare mail.
2. Why do you paint eggs for Easter?
Answer: Can you imagine trying to wallpaper them?
3. Why did the duck get fired from his Easter job?
Answer: He kept quacking the eggs.
4. If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a hill, which direction would it roll down?
Answer: It wouldn't—roosters don't lay eggs.
5. There's only one place where Christmas comes before Easter. Where is it?
Answer: The dictionary.
6. When do the kids go to bed on Easter?
Answer: When they're eggs-osted.
7. What kind of beans won't grow in your garden?
Answer: Jelly beans.
8. What popular Easter item has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg—egg-cept on Easter!
9. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Answer: Only one—after that, it's not empty anymore.
10. How do you find all the loot on Easter?
Answer: Eggs marks the spot.
11. Why shouldn't you tickle an Easter egg?
Answer: Because it might crack up.
12. Where do bunnies hang out?
Answer: The hare salon.
13. Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Answer: Because it was a little chicken.
14. How does Easter end?
Answer: With an "r."
15. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Answer: The Oyster Bunny.
16. What's the best way to make Easter easier?
Answer: Put an "i" where the "t" is.
17. What do you put in your hair before church on Easter?
Answer: Hare spray!
18. How did the sister Easter egg react when she saw the brother Easter egg getting scolded by the mother Easter egg?
Answer: She cracked up!
Easter Bunny riddles
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19. What does the Easter Bunny do after he takes a shower?
Answer: He uses a hare dryer.
20. Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
Answer: IHOP.
21. What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Answer: Hip-hop.
22.What branch of the military would the Easter Bunny join?
Answer: The Hare Force.
23. What treat does the Easter Bunny hide in the ocean?
Answer: Oyster eggs.
24. What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport?
Answer: Basket-ball.
25. What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like best?
Answer: The ones with hoppy endings.
26. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Answer: Tired.
27. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
Answer: 14-carrot gold.
28. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Answer: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
29. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Answer: The Easter Bunny doesn't wear glasses!
30. What does one Easter Bunny say to another if they want to flirt?
Answer: You're ear-resistable.
31. Which college did the Easter Bunny have at the top of his list?
Answer: Johns Hop-kins University.
32. Why did the Easter Bunny cross its mom?
Answer: Because it was Good Friday!
33 How does the Easter Bunny stay active?
Answer: Eggs-ercise!
34. What kind of bunny can't hop?
Answer: A chocolate one!
35. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite way to travel?
Answer: By hare-plane!
Can You Solve These Tricky Riddles From Over 1000 Years Ago?
But riddles aren't just for modern adventurers and superheroes. They are an ancient form of literature, and the oldest known riddle is 3800 years old.
The riddles in this quiz are a bit younger - they were all written in Europe in what's known as the early medieval period (400-1000 AD).
They're about all sorts of things, including animals, plants, maths and many other subjects.
They were written in Latin and Old English, but fear not - we have translated them for you.
How many can you solve?
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