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smart jokes for adults :: Article Creator 12 Jaw-Dropping Pixar Jokes That Are 100% For Adults Here are 12 jaw-dropping Pixar jokes clearly aimed at moms and dads and grandparents, not kids. Wow. Mia and Tia (Cars, 2006) Mia and Tia flash their headlights in Cars. Pixar. - Credit: C/O There's no other way to say it: the twin Mazda Miatas who literally flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) early in Cars are groupies. When Lightning disappears, they start hanging around the awful Chick Hicks. So they're not only groupies, but groupies who have terrible taste. The Toy Story Casting Couch (Toy Story 2, 1999) A sad old prospector pulls a Weinstein maneuver. Pixar - Credit: C/O Someone at Pixar has a thing for twins. A "blooper reel" that ran during the end credits of Toy Story 2 was edited in the #MeToo era to remove a joke where sleazy prospector Stinky Pete (voiced by Kelsey Grammar), accost...

dark humor comedians :: Article Creator 'Bad Thoughts' Teaser: Tom Segura's Unhinged Netflix Comedy Offers Dark & Twisted Glimpse Inside His Mind Tom Segura is offering the first unhinged glimpse inside his mind through his upcoming series. In the teaser for his new six-part Netflix comedy series Bad Thoughts, which he debuted Saturday at his sold-out Madison Square Garden show, the comedian presents his dark and twisted musings through a genre-bending cinematic alternate universe. Premiering May 13 on the streamer, Bad Thoughts is described as Black Mirror meets Chappelle's Show. The first teaser promises an alien invasion, black ops snipers, radicalized elementary schoolers, a bloody kitchen showdown, a hideous deformity and penis envy, all presented with some quality cinematic flare. Last April, Deadline reported that Segura had self-financed, produced and sold the then-untitled pilot to Netflix, noting that he als...

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katherine comedian :: Article Creator Katherine Ryan Speaks Out After Undergoing Cancer Surgery Katherine Ryan, Canadian comedian and writer who is known for her sharp wit and humor, has shared an update with her fans from her hospital bed after undergoing cancer surgery. The 40-year-old star, took to social media to reassure everyone that she is "on the mend" and feeling positive now after the surgery. Taking to her Instagram account, Katherine shared the news with her followers about her condition, writing: "This is going so well by the way and should heal flat." She shared the message alongside a photo of her swollen arm hooked up to a drip. Katherine first grew concerned back in 2022 after noticing changes in a mole. However, she pushed for more tests, believing it could have been missed if she hadn't spoken up. Katherine Ryan was first diagnosed with melanoma at 21, making this her second battle with th...

hospital prank for friends :: Article Creator 20 Easy Pranks That Are Actually Really Good To be clear, many pranks are mean, and even more of them are a waste of perfectly good office supplies. But there are a few pranks that are still pretty good, even for people who aren't members of the "epic prank" community. Is April Fools' Day coming up? A co-worker's birthday, perhaps? Are you simply jonesing to do some pranks this week? (Why?) Then consider doing one of these pranks — they're low-effort, high-reward, and do not involve spilled liquids of any kind. Best of all, we've divided them into "Harmless Pranks" and "More Serious Pranks" for a customized prank experience. If you're pranking someone who's never been pranked before, consider going for a harmless prank. If you're pranking someone with a little more experience — or perhaps an enemy who doesn't know they're your enem...

a really funny joke :: Article Creator 142 Funny Jokes Guaranteed To Keep You Giggling Okay, okay, we're not claiming to be John Mulaney or Hannah Berner, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a classic dad joke, or you're trying to make your niece laugh with a knock-knock joke. Maybe you need to help a friend cheer up, or you've just been approached by one of those TikTokers shouting, "If you make me laugh, I will buy you a car!" No matter the problem, we've got a hilarious solution. Scroll down, and you'll find 142 funny jokes locked and loaded for when you or your loved ones really need a laugh. Feel free to bookmark this page—we won't tell anyone you got 'em from us. Related Story One-Liner Jokes How do you know if a vampire is unwell? Because he'll be coffin. Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand shops. Why did...

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christmas pranks :: Article Creator This Daughter's Prank Involving Brussels Sprouts Will Make You Love Pranks Again Christmas pranks are notoriously, unabashedly corny. Every once in a while, however, a Christmas prank comes along that's so good it makes you forget that nearly all pranks are bad. I'm a particular fan of Twitter user Judy Brown's Christmas prank, which involves two of the most disgusting foods on earth: Ferrero Rocher chocolates (sorry) and Brussels sprouts (which are only good when roasted or fried). Two years ago, as part of a Christmas prank, Brown switched out a Ferrero Rocher chocolate, a favorite of her father's, for a Brussels sprout. Mashable Top Stories The prank was too good not to replicate. Still, Brown decided to wait two years for the next one in order to curb any suspicion. This time around, she played a similar trick, but with much more artfulness and disguise. The full thread is...

eddie murphy raw :: Article Creator Watch Eddie Murphy Drop 224 F-Bombs In Just Over 90 Minutes In Raw Already a subscriber? Sign In What is your email? This email will be used to sign into all New York sites. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us. Enter your email: Please enter a valid email address. Submit Email or Connect with Google Connect with Facebook Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Google Forgot Password? Password must be at least 8 characters and contain: Lower case letters (a-z) Upper case letters (A-Z) Numbers (0-9) Special Characters (!@#$%^&*) This password will be used to sign into all New York sites. By submitting your email, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy and to receive email correspondence from us. Sign In Create Account You're in! As part of your account, you'll receiv...

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serious joke :: Article Creator S.E. Cupp: Donald Trump's Third Term 'jokes' Are Serious Back in 2020, while Donald Trump and Joe Biden were locked in a close race for the White House, some of us who'd covered Trump for years were ringing alarm bells that, if he lost, he would not go quietly. To us, this was more than obvious. In 2016, he'd teased that his first election, which he won, was going to be rigged. In 2020, he'd been saying for months that his second would also be rigged or stolen. (He'd repeat the claims in advance of 2024, which he also won). And he joked repeatedly about remaining in power forever. At the time, Trump advisers, surrogates and MAGA media mocked us for taking that seriously, accusing us of having Trump Derangement Syndrome, their favorite term for, well, taking Trump at his word. But we were pretty sure he planned to either dispute the results of the 2020 election, steal it himself, lie...

bel air parody :: Article Creator The Funniest Thing You'll See Today: Jimmy Fallon Is The New Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air The Tonight Show is moving back to Los Angeles for a week and host Jimmy Fallon took advantage of the move to record a parody version of the opening sequence of Will Smith's The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. FROM EARLIER: Hilarious: Watch Katy Perry, Britney Spears and more read mean tweets about themselves The early 90s show aired for six years on NBC, with the opening song becoming very popular with fans of the sitcom. Fallon's take of the opening sequence is fairly faithful to the original, though the lyrics have been adapted for this specific scenario — The Tonight Show temporarily moving to Los Angeles. Without spoiling the video, available in its entirety below, we can tell you that you can expect some special cameos from the stars part of the original show, including Alfonso Ribeiro and Jeffrey A. Townes, w...

gen x humor :: Article Creator As The Official Spokesperson For Gen-X, I'm Here To Say We Got A Raw Deal Yes, I appointed myself the official spokesperson of Gen-X because somebody had to do it. That's a total Gen-X move, by the way. We see that something needs to be done and we don't ask; we just handle it. My generation is the one that got screwed by the digital transformation. We grew up without computers.   Then, sometime in our early adulthood, everything changed all at once. Computers were everywhere. Everyone got cell phones and then smartphones. (Now they're just phones because the old kind of phones barely exist.) Our education didn't prepare us for this. And our brains matured very differently than the brains of Gen-Y or Z. Imagine being a hunter-gatherer who was kidnapped, brought into modern civilization, and expected to teach yourself how to read and write.  That's almost what it was like. I was here ...