160 Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids and Adults (2024)
60 Space Puns That Are Out Of This World
Puns are scientifically proven to make you laugh…or at least that's our theory. Whether you're a chemist, a biologist, a physicist, or you haven't studied science since high school, we can all agree that the perfectly crafted science jokes can be out of this world—and when it comes to space puns, in particular, we mean that quite literally!
Sometimes, all it takes to cure those midday blues is a good pun. After all, laughter is the best medicine, which is why a sample of biology jokes or a mix of chemistry jokes may be the solution you need for a quick laugh. But, if you're into outer space or have always secretly wanted to become an astronaut or go to Space Camp, then this list of witty space puns and jokes will be more in your orbit. Test out our theory for yourself and see if the following space puns make you laugh out loud. This is one experiment sure to yield favorable results. Blasting off in 3, 2, 1…
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Star puns1. What do starlets like to read before bed?
Comet books!
2. How do you get clean in outer space?
You take a meteor shower.
3. What do stars say when they apologize to one another?
"I'm starry."
4. What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
5. What do you say if you want to start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro!"
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6. Why couldn't the star stay focused?
He kept spacing out.
7. Which type of stars always wear glasses in space?
Movie stars.
8. What do you win in a space talent competition?
A constellation prize.
9. You're always star-ring up trouble.
10. Why did the star decide to take a vacation?
It needed some space.
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11. What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet?
A meat-eor!
12. Why was the star arrested?
It was a shooting star.
13. Why did the star keep going to school?
So it could get brighter.
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14. Where do the stars go to get their milk?
The Milky Way.
15. What channel should you watch if you want to laugh?
The comet-y channel.
16. Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
It was too Sirius.
17. Better safe than starry.
18. Why did the star have a crush on the sun?
It was the center of his universe.
19. Why do you have to clean your house so much in space?
Stardust is everywhere.
20. Why did the cow want to become an astronaut?
So she could see the Milky Way.
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21. What is an alien with three eyes called?
An aliiien!
22. What's an alien's pet called?
An extra furrestrial.
22. Why did the alien go to Saturn?
To go ring shopping.
23. What happened to the alien who stepped in gum?
She got stuck in Orbit.
24. What do aliens like to eat when they aren't on a diet?
Unidentified frying objects.
25. What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read?
Love star-ries.
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26. Why don't aliens ever eat clowns?
They taste really funny.
27. How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep?
They rocket.
28. What's an alien's favorite day of the week?
Sun-day.
29. What does the queen alien drink every morning?
Gravi-tea.
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30. How does an alien get a haircut?
Eclipse it.
31. What is an alien's favorite meal?
Launch time.
32. What candy should you give an alien?
A Mars bar.
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33. What did the alien say when he saw a gardener?
"Take me to your weeder!"
34. Why do aliens always spill their tea?
They have flying saucers.
35. What type of music do aliens like most?
Nep-tunes!
36. What do aliens do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
37. Why did the alien have a bad time at his birthday party?
It had no atmosphere.
38. What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy?
A martian-mallow!
39. Why did the alien like his spaceship so much?
It was out of this world!
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40. Why is the moon constantly moody?
She's just going through a phase.
41. What's the best board game to play with your family in space?
Moon-opoly!
42. What is a moon's go-to pizza topping?
Moon-zerella cheese.
43. A moon after my own heart!
44. Where did the moon get its degree?
The moon-iversity!
45. Which is older: the moon or the sun?
The moon, because it can stay out all night.
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46. What do you do if your car doesn't fit in a parking spot?
You moon-ouver it.
47. What's a meal on the moon called?
A satellite dish.
48. Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mr. Sun?
He never wanted to go out with her at night.
49. How do you know when the moon is finished eating?
It looks full.
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50. Be there in one moon-ute!
51. How do you know when the moon is almost broke?When it's down to its last quarter.
52. What insect can you expect to find on the moon?
A lunar tick.
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53. What does the moon put on her toast?
Space jam.
54. What's the moon's favorite bagel?
Cinna-moon raisin.
55. Why does nobody trust the man on the moon?
He has a dark side.
56. Why couldn't the astronaut book a room to stay at on the moon?
It was full.
57. What breakfast food is the moon known for serving?
Crescents!
58. What's the moon's favorite key to use on the computer?
The space bar.
59. What is the first day of the week called?
Moon-day.
60. What did the Earth make fun of the moon for?
Having no life.
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These Thanksgiving Jokes Will Have Kids And Adults Yamming It Up This Year
You ever wonder what sweet potatoes wear to bed? It's yammies, of course.
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much on Thanksgiving.
We see you. You're the one laughing out loud at these dumb-but-funny Thanksgiving jokes. Even if you aren't, we're guessing you at least cracked a smile. How could you not? Dad jokes are seriously the best and since it's Thanksgiving and all, who can't use a little extra humor?
Fortunately, we've got all the corny jokes, knock-knocks and funny puns on turkey, parades, Pilgrims and everything else Turkey Day-related that you need to get through the holiday. And we guarantee, once you start telling these bad-but-good jokes, friends and family will be absolutely pie-ning for more.
Notice how we slid in yet another Thanksgiving pun right there? We can't help it because now that it 'tis the season, there's no better way to celebrate than with a few ho-ho-ho's.
Since we're sure you'll agree, we've collected the best of the best Thanksgiving jokes for telling around the dinner table, during football commercials or anytime you want to give your guests pumpkin, er, we mean something to laugh about.
The best part? There's no fowl language involved. Just good clean fun for kids and adults this Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving jokes for kidsDid you hear about pumpkin pie that apologized? It was a piece offering.
What's blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.
What does the turkey do on the computer? Google, Google!
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you.
What do cows do on Thanksgiving? Eat dinner and watch a moo-vie.
What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.
What do you need to make Thanksgiving s'mores? Pil-grahms.
If fruit comes from fruit trees, where do turkeys come from? Poul-trees.
How do little pumpkins cross the road? With a crossing gourd.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it's a-maize-ing.
What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter "g."
Thanksgiving Jokes
What comes at the beginning of parades? The letter "p."
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.
What did the Pilgrims use to make cookies on Thanksgiving? May flour.
What smells the best on Thanksgiving? Your nose.
Why don't side dishes tell jokes? They're too corny.
Where did the Pilgrims stand after landing on Plymouth Rock? On their feet.
What did one pumpkin pie say to the other? You wanna piece of me?
What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.
What did the autumn leaf say to the tree? I'm falling for you.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving engagement ring? It's 24 carrots.
What happens when potatoes drink too much? They get mashed.
What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.
Why did the cranberry blush? It saw the turkey dressing.
Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.
What did the pumpkin say to the squash? Oh my gourd!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What did the scarecrow wear to Thanksgiving? A har-vest.
What's the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.
What did one turkey say to the other? Let's get basted!
How do Pilgrims kick a bad habit? They stop cold turkey.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more cranberries?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body want pumpkin pie?
Thanksgiving Jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Argue. Argue who? Argue going to pass the gravy or what?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen is Thanksgiving dinner? I'm hungry!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to sit at the kid's table again?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody else want pie?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you to carve the turkey.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida lot of food and now I'm stuffed.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good pumpkin pie recipe?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are the best time of year.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to pass the gravy?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita nap, I'm stuffed!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Sorry you've got a cold on Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Jokes
Knock, knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dessert.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's Thanksgiving.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita bigger pair of pants, I ate too much on Thanksgiving.
Knock, knock! Who's there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were hosting Thanksgiving this year.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Tanks. Tanks who? Tanksgiving is here!
What does a limping turkey say? Wobble, wobble.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve it pizza and ice cream.
What do you call a turkey on the run? Fast food.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Did you hear about the turkey fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.
What's a Pilgrim's favorite dance? The Turkey Trot.
Why did the turkey become a percussionist? It already had the drumsticks.
If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from? Poultries.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving? Moo.
Did you hear about the turkey who went to jail? It was arrested for fowl play.
Why did the turkey refuse to eat dinner? It was stuffed.
Why did the turkey get detention? It used fowl language.
Did you hear about the turkey prom? It was a Butterball.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself.
Thanksgiving Jokes
How do turkeys cross the ocean? On a gravy boat.
Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y.
How do turkeys search the internet? They use Gobble.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was following the chicken.
Why was the turkey expelled from the game? It committed a fowl.
Why didn't the chef season the turkey? There wasn't enough thyme.
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving? It took the gravy train.
What do turkeys use to serve wine? A gob-let.
Did you hear about the turkey haunted house? It had a poultry-giest.
How many cooks do you need to stuff a turkey? Just one, but sometimes they don't fit.
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200 Howl-arious Halloween Jokes That'll Make Kids And Adults Cackle With Laughter
Halloween 2024 is almost here! And one of the best ways to prepare for the festivities and get into the holiday spirit is by sharing funny Halloween jokes with your family and friends.
From corny jokes that are so ghastly they're great to Halloween jokes for kids that'll help make the days leading up to October 31st more fun, this list of 200 funny Halloween jokes incorporates all of your favorite themed icons, such as witches, skeletons, ghosts and werewolves.
Whether you're into cheesy jokes about vampires not liking Taylor Swift's "Bad Blood" or prefer jokes for kids that are all about puns and wordplay, these hilarious Halloween jokes are guaranteed to make you—and anyone you share them with—cackle with laughter.
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Halloween Jokes for Kids1. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!
2. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
3. The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm—he just didn't have any guts.
4. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
5. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles.
6. What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.
7. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs-giving!
8. Knock, Knock…Who's there?Phillip!Phillip who?Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
9. Why didn't the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with.
10. Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up!
11. What is a vampire's favorite Halloween candy? A sucker.
12. What's it like being kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
13. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
14. What sound do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, Cackle & Pop!
15. What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life!
16. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.
17. How do you know vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
18. Knock, Knock…Who's there?Witch!Witch who?Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
19. Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? The Dead Sea!
20. The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
21. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
22. Why didn't the zombie go to school? He felt rotten!
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Funny Halloween Jokes23. What did the fisherman say on Halloween? Trick or trout.
24. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin.
25. Knock, knock!Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry! I didn't mean to scare you.
26. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.
27. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare.
28. What did the bird say on Halloween? Twick or tweet.
29. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street? Buckle your sheet belt!
30. Knock, knock!Who's there?Howl!Howl who?Howl you know unless you open the door!
31. Where does a vampire eat his lunch? In the casketeria.
32. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I scream.
33. What goes "Ha-ha-ha-ha!" right before a gigantic sounding crash and then keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off!
34. What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A sax-a-bone.
35. What do skeletons fly around in? A scareplane or a skelecopter.
36. How do ghosts search the Web? They use ghoul-gle.
37. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
38. Wanna know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
39. How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch!
40. Knock Knock!Who's there?Cement.Cement who?Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!
41. What has hundreds of ears but can't hear a thing? A cornfield!
42. The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn't in it.
43. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
44. What type of plates do skeletons like to use? Bone china.
45. What goes around a haunted house and never stops? A fence.
46. What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue? Let's stop in for a cool one!
47. What is a vampire's pet peeve? A Tourniquet!
48. Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? They're LUMBARjacks!
49. Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat? Dead ends.
50. The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
51. Who do monsters buy cookies from? Ghoul scouts.
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52. Knock, Knock…Who's there?Ben!Ben who?Ben waiting to get candy all day!
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53. How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap!
54. Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Because there are so many plots there!
55. Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles? Because they just had their brains scooped out!
56. Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
57. What happened to the man who didn't pay his exorcist? The house was repossessed.
58. What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween? A night mare.
59. What Halloween candy should you give trick-or-treaters if you want them to think you're rich? A 100 Grand candy bar.
60. What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
61. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon? He needed to change.
62. Where is the best place to party on Halloween? The g-RAVE-yard.
63. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.
64. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
65. Why did the baby wrap itself in white cloth strips? It was trying to be just like its mummy.
66. What's the best way to get rid of a demon? Exorcise a lot.
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Halloween Dad Jokes67. Why do ghosts like to hang out at bars? Because all of the Boos.
68. What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us.
69. Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween? It dampens their spirits.
70. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
71. What pants do ghosts love to wear? Boo-jeans!
72. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
73. What kind of monster is the best dancer? The boogieman.
74. What is a witch's favorite class? Spelling!
75. What do you call a chicken that haunts your house? A poultrygeist.
76. Why do ghosts love going to Six Flaggs? Because they can ride lots of roller-GHOST-ers.
77. How do monsters like their eggs? Terror-fried.
78. Why didn't the coffee bean go to the Halloween party? Because it was grounded.
79. Who are the werewolf's cousins? The what-wolf and then when-wolf.
80. Why didn't the mummy have any friends? He was too wrapped up in himself.
81. What is a ghost's favorite meal? Spook-ghetti.
82. What do witches use on their hair? Scare-spray.
83. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
84. The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it. What is it? A coffin.
85. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
86. Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? Because she had bad blood.
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87. Why cant the boy ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
88. What do female ghosts use to do their makeup? Vanishing Cream!
89. Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
90. The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
91. How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.
92. What is a recess at a mortuary called? A Coffin Break!
93. The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
94. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
95. How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night? Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
96. The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
97. Why are all of Superman's costumes tight? They're all size S.
98. I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don't have the guts for it.
99. What is it called when Dracula rearranges his furniture with his teeth? Fang-shui.
100. Did you hear about the chopper that crashed in the cemetery? Search and rescue workers have recovered 100 bodies and expect that number to climb as digging continues.
101. Which vampire is the best at math? Count Dracula.
102. When do cows turn into werewolves? During the full moooooon.
103. What's a werewolf's go-to pickup line? "Howl you doin', good looking?"
104. Why can't vampires go to barbecues during the summer? They're afraid of the stakes.
105. How does Frankenstein get around town? In his monster truck!
106. What did the ghost say when he fell down? "I got a boo-boo."
107. What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween? A gobblin'!
108. How do vampires start their letters? "Tomb it may concern..."
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Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes and Riddles109. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
110. How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took a crash corpse online.
111. How do you make a witch itch? Take the W away.
112. What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
113. Why do ghosts pick their noses? They have boo-gers!
114. Have you heard about the poor witch who won the lottery? It was a rags to witches story.
115. Which key opens a haunted house? A spook-key!
116. Where do werewolves store their Halloween candy? In a were-house.
117. When's the best time to cast a spell? The witching hour.
118. Why did the policeman give a ticket to the ghost on Halloween night? It didn't have a haunting license.
119. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
120. How does Dracula stay fit? He plays bat-minton.
121. What do you call a cow on Halloween? A boo-vine.
122. Why did the vampire get glasses? It was as blind as a bat.
123. What's a ghost's favorite type of bean? A human bean.
124. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies.
125. What did the ghost use to wash her hair? Sham-boo.
126. What position does the teenage ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
127. Who's in charge of the candy corn on Halloween? The kernal.
128. What does a ghoul put on its pizza? Monster-ella cheese.
129. Why does a witch ride a broomstick? So she can make a clean getaway.
130. Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders? Because they have spirit.
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The Best Halloween Jokes and Puns131. What kind of bread do zombies like best? Whole brain.
132. How does a ghost get its girlfriend's attention? "Hey, boo!"
133. What do witches feed their cats for breakfast? Mice crispies.
134. Why don't skeletons skydive? They don't have the stomach for it.
135. What do you call Winnie-the-Pooh on Halloween? Winnie-the-Boo!
136. Why don't mummies take time off work? They're afraid to unwind.
137. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly webs.
138. What's the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
139. Where do zombies live? Dead-end streets.
140. What's a ghost's favorite day of the week? Fright-day!
141. Did you hear about the crazy vampire? He was totally batty.
142. How do witches play loud music? On their boom boxes.
143. What do you call Ryan Gosling in a mummy costume? Ryan Gauzeling.
144. What's a monster's favorite type of cheese? Muenster.
145. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo!
146. What room do ghosts not need in a home? A living room.
147. How much does a bone car cost? A skeleton-ton!
148. What is a monster's favorite type of pet? Creepy crawlies.
149. Where did the college ghosts go for spring break? Mali-boo.
150. Why did the mom ghost starch her sheets? She wanted everyone to be scared stiff.
151. How did the zombie become great at trick-or-treating? Dead-ication.
152. What's a zombie's favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
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153. How do zombies serve the country? In the Marine Corpse.
154. What do skeleton dogs eat? Milk bones.
155. What's a vampire's favorite kind of dog? A bloodhound.
156. What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party? A human costume!
157. Why did the witch take a nap? She need to rest a spell.
158. What candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
159. What do you call a hip jack-o'-lantern? Way ahead of the carve.
160. What type of pumpkins work at the local pool? Life-gourds.
161. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
162. How do witches play loud music? On their broom boxes.
163. What does a turkey dress up for on Halloween? A goblin.
164. Why did the scarecrow decline dessert? He was already stuffed.
165. What is Dracula's favorite cake flavor? Vein-ella.
166. What did the witch do when her car broke down? She witch-hiked.
167. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
168. What did the happy pumpkin say? Life is gourd.
169. What did the zombie say to his date? I love a woman with brains!
170. What's a bird's favorite Halloween game? Ducking for apples.
171. What do ghosts call a mistake? A boo boo.
172. What made the witch go to the hospital? She had a dizzy spell.
173. Why can't you invite twin witches to a party? You can never tell witch witch is witch!
174.. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broommates.
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Kid-Friendly Jokes for Halloween175. What did Dracula say about his wife? It was love at first bite.
176. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
177. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
178. What did Frankenstein say when he woke up from his nap? I had a shocking dream!
179. Why did the baby ghost cry? He missed his mummy.
180. What is a monster's favorite game? Hide and shriek.
181. Why did Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil.
182. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
183. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
184. What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? Gave him the cold shoulder.
185. What do you call an observant wolf? Awarewolf.
186. What does a skeleton say before eating? Bone appetit!
187. Where can a monster get a tattoo? At Monster's Ink.
188. Why is Christmas a mummy's favorite holiday? He gets to do all the wrapping.
189. Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!
190. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches.
191. Why don't vampires eat a lot of Halloween candy? They're afraid of tooth decay.
192. How does a witch know the best time to go trick or treating? She checks her witch watch.
193. What is a ghost's favorite drink? Mountain Boo.
194. Do zombies eat burgers with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
195. What did the bat say to the other bat? Want to hang out?
196. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
197. How do vampires like movie stars? Medium rare.
198. What's a skeleton's favorite song? "Bad to the Bone."
199. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.
200. What types of TVs are in haunted houses? Wide scream TVs.
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