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your dad jokes :: Article Creator Dear Abby: Man's Texted 'Dad Joke' Earns Him Middle Finger Emoji From Daughter's Mother-in-law DEAR ABBY: My oldest daughter, "Teri's," mother-in-law snooped into Teri's text messages and found a cartoon I had sent of two early Colonials at a bar, one saying to the other, "I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch." An argument ensued over her looking at the texts without permission. Shortly after, I received a text from her mother-in-law with a middle finger emoji. I live in the same city the mother-in-law lives in. Teri lives far away. Sooner or later, our paths will cross, and I'm not sure what I should say or do. My text was meant as a joke -- though I must admit the mother-in-law is not an easy person to get along with. I did not respond to her emoji. Actually, I blocked her number on my phone. What ...

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bill comedian :: Article Creator The Bill Star Looks Unrecognisable As The Actor Is Spotted Having An Alfresco Drink In North London By Hannah Mcdonald Published: 17:46 EST, 24 January 2024Updated: 17:51 EST, 24 January 2024 A former The Bill actor looked unrecognisable as he was spotted out for an alfresco drink in North London on Wednesday. Tony O'Callaghan, who played Sergeant Matt Boyden from 1991 to 2003, was seen out in a flat cap in Hamstead Heath.  The English actor, 67, looked markedly different from his days playing the police officer, as he sat for coffee in a leather jacket with fur collar.   Following his stint on the British police show, Tony went on to join the cast of EastEnders in 2013 as Ollie Walters.    His appearance comes after the cast of The Bill reunited at an event, 13 years after the police drama was axed from screens.  Former The Bill actor Tony O'Callaghan looked unrecognisable as he was spotted out for a...

twitter dad jokes :: Article Creator These Dad Jokes Are So Bad, They're Good Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener. Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis. Thank you, thank you very much. We'll be here all week. Admit it. You're laughing at our bad-but-oh-so-good dad jokes. We don't blame you. They're dumb, but darn funny too. And guess what? We've got plenty more where those came from. In fact, we've got enough corny one-liners to keep the laughs coming all day long. From funny puns to dad jokes for kids and adults, this collection of knee-slappers is your one-stop shopping for every occasion that calls for a bit of slapstick humor. After all, no one does it better than dear old dad, the guy whose sole purpose in life is to entertain friends and fa...

top ten jokes :: Article Creator 105 Jokes For Dark Humor Enthusiasts Only A good dark humor joke is just brazen enough without losing its purpose: to be funny. Part of this involves choosing your audience (translation: those not easily offended) and picking the right time to deliver your punchline. Midway through a fight is maybe not the best moment for dark humor, but joking around during a long car ride will surely liven up the mood. Here, we've got a dark humor joke for all facets of life. There are your typical dark humor antics about marriage, dating, and family. There are also ones about work and money. Still trying to decide what to go for? A punny dark humor joke or a general interest quip is always a good bet. Who wouldn't laugh when asked, Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Answer: Because they have no body to go with. It's just the right amount of disturbing and silly. Ready to test some material on your...

prank on my boyfriend :: Article Creator 'My Boyfriend Proposed To Me As A Prank - I've Never Felt So Humiliated' A woman was devastated after her boyfriend of five years publicly proposed to her - only to then tell her it was all a joke. Pranks can be a laugh when they're lighthearted and everyone involved has a good time with them, but they can sometimes go too far, and one woman felt the brunt of it when her boyfriend pulled a cruel joke on her. The woman took to Reddit to explain that she felt heartbroken after he pulled the stunt in a busy restaurant after years of dating. She said that apart from his 'prankster' antics, she considered their relationship to be "healthy and stable". The woman said in a Reddit post: "My boyfriend, Andrew, has always been a prankster and makes jokes with me all the time. I do it to him too but today he took it way too far." READ MORE: 'I sleep with 300 ...